Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mom,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mommy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
Mom replies: "yes dear"
Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mommy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
Mom replies: "yes dear"
Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
Mom replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
2007-11-20 13:58:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yer funny! I'll bet you can eat more corn through a picket fence than I can !
2007-11-20 14:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was great.. Well I dont have to worry bout being blond cause I sure aint no DD...LOL
2007-11-20 22:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you crack me up spell check.......god your a realy funny man.....ive never enjoyed a good laugh till you came onto my screen......the best ive done in awhile is a snigger or two but your the only one that that gives me a out and out belly laugh......the things ime going through at the moment are sad times but you have the ability to give relief to my sadness if only for a limited moment but that moment keeps me going.and gets me trough the day........thanks again spell check....your a great man. i look in antisipation to your joke......may your god bless you........cheers....seamanab
2007-11-20 22:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by seamanab 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love it.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-20 22:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by simple one 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOPE I'M GOING TO BED RIGHT NOW, GOODNITE''
2007-11-20 22:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!! i wasnt expecting that!
2007-11-20 22:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT CAN SAY,GOOD ONE
2007-11-20 23:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!! LOL!!
2007-11-20 22:24:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋