The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!
2007-11-20 13:52:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMFAO!!! That was good DC, gotta love rednecks!!
2007-11-20 16:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a redneck myself....I think those are funny. I especially like the No Dental Records for solving a Redneck murder.
2016-04-05 01:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 13:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Redneck poets FTW! lol
2007-11-20 22:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, Redneck jokes are getting old.
2007-11-20 13:59:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That figgured! My cousin Tim had sumthin' t'do with this!
2007-11-20 14:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God bless dem, er um I mean those red necks!
2007-11-20 14:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-11-20 14:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2007-11-21 01:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-11-20 15:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋