A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
2007-11-20 13:41:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a load of rubbish you can do better than that
2007-11-20 22:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at 3 am go outside on your lawn and blast your boom box and start dancing. If the thing you want to do is strictly audio. Otherwise when people are making noise you can call the police, could be quite a funny scenario, especially if you record, the day you are leaving you can ring their doorbell and show them the tape
2016-04-05 01:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 13:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! that's awesome!!! That business looks like it's gettin pretty screwed over!
2007-11-20 16:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny !
2007-11-20 20:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Nice joke. I really enjoyed it.
2007-11-20 13:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read this joke at yahoo answers already ... but still makes a little tingling laugh .... hihi
2007-11-20 13:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-20 13:43:49 · answer #8 · answered by Sweet Heart V 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HaHa that was funny
2007-11-20 13:46:10 · answer #9 · answered by LaGem 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Owned!
2007-11-20 22:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋