A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am and the driver fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an Irish lorry driver pulls over.
"Where they going?" asks the Irish chap.
"Do us a favor mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."
"Happy days," says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and gets on his way.
The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again.
"What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!"
"I did," says the bemused Irish fella, "but there is still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers."
2007-11-20 13:16:24 · 8 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO, i just made everyone jump because i laughed so much. love it 10/10
2007-11-20 13:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 13:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha*chokes*hahaha hahaha*cough*hahahaha.
Funny!
2007-11-20 13:24:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-11-20 20:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-11-20 13:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by LaGem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one tonight!!!
2007-11-22 09:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that was funny
2007-11-20 13:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by ms chris brown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
day out .lol
2007-11-20 19:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋