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That some guy in a hypothermic coma "rose from the dead".

2007-11-20 12:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

Aside from the entire belief in relgion and the propagation of ancient myths as the infallible "word of god," here are a few:

In some of my classes at Catholic school, I was told that there were no cases of leprosy after Jesus cured them. The disease still exists in some parts of the world.

I was also told in a lecture on sexuality that there were no sexual diseases before the sin of the sexual revolution (they also frowned down on contraception). That's complete baloney. Even Shakespeare's plays make references to syphilis, and condoms prevent the spread of sexual disease. It's irresponsible to lie about it.

2007-11-20 20:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2 1

Evil One,
I have never been told a lie at Church but what you are doing is rather nasty in my opinion. Have a great Thanksgiving.
Thanks,
Eds


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2007-11-20 22:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by Eds 7 · 1 1

The Roman Catholic Church is the true Church of Jesus Christ. The Church is HOLY and is not capable of telling a lie.

2007-11-20 20:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by TheoMDiv 4 · 0 2

Well Jesus said a church was somewhere where people gathered in his name, so this must be a church and I've heard some right humdingers here I can tell you!

2007-11-20 20:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by DavinaOpines 5 · 2 0

That they are the only true religion. (sorry, JW and mormons, but that's not my belief! But I love you guys!)

Bete Noire, I won't lie, I am too flippin' stubborn to allow myself to treat a man like my master! I am to be his EQUAL!

2007-11-20 22:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by Яɑɩɳɓɵw 6 · 1 0

Every dollar I give will be paid back many times over. IDIOT!

Hos 10:8 The high places of wickedness will be destroyed-
it is the sin of Israel.
Thorns and thistles will grow up
and cover their altars.
Then they will say to the mountains, "Cover us!"
and to the hills, "Fall on us!" ~(from New International Version)

2007-11-20 20:35:11 · answer #7 · answered by Chapter and Verse 7 · 2 2

Eve ate an Apple

2007-11-20 20:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 3 1

My minister once said that every time I touch myself, a bunny rabbit gets killed.

No matter how much I touch myself, the local rabbit population seems to be reaching plague proportions.

2007-11-20 20:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny B 1 · 3 1

The good old "evolution = atheism"

Its one of the very few lies I hear at church, and although i hear it more often than I'd like to. I don't hear it nearly as often as I'd expect...

Paz de Cristo

2007-11-20 20:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by Emiliano M. 6 · 2 1

That the King James Version was the only real Bible. I love the KJV, but let's branch out a little, shall we?

2007-11-20 20:39:08 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 3 2

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