Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2007-11-20 11:03:17 · 23 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha! you're lucky my missus ain't here, she'da given me a right slapping if she caught me giggling at that!
2007-11-20 11:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by turkeystuffing_dude 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny yet factual. Its right. Thrs no Perfect Man in today's world. Forget a Perfect Man, even a Man is difficult to find nowadays coz most of them are gays and the left overs are probably already married and frustrated.
2016-05-24 09:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 11:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant! (Or perfect, I should say)
I could almost hear that being told in the right voice, the right setting, atmosphere etc)
Thank you for that.
(I'm going to steal it & pass it on)
lol!
2007-11-20 12:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was the most perfect story ever
2007-11-20 12:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by d s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the best I've read here so far! Well presented!
2007-11-20 11:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Haha. Its totally true...except I'm not really a woman yet. I'm still a girl. =]
2007-11-20 11:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A double dis! Very clever, I salute you!
2007-11-20 11:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by seadog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 true.lol
2007-11-20 19:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke!!!! Thumbs up all the way!
2007-11-20 13:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋