blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
star if you think its funny.
2007-11-20 10:36:13 · 11 answers · asked by garchompagin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!
2007-11-20 10:39:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 19:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got me!
After she said it's a Ferreria, I I was wondering where this was going. Then I eventually figured it out.
2007-11-20 18:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U get A star!!
2007-11-20 18:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's funny!
you got a star from me!
2007-11-20 18:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i read this b4 it never gets old!
2007-11-20 18:39:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew it but stil I think is funy *****
2007-11-21 02:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by neoking3d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read it before. but it still gets me to laugh!!!
2007-11-20 18:50:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! SO FUNNY! HAHA, you got me there!!! :)
2007-11-20 19:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Stephen K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, still good
2007-11-20 21:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-11-20 18:45:31 · answer #11 · answered by chin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋