1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
2007-11-20 10:06:09 · 19 answers · asked by MrRight 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Those are great ways to keep your insanity! Your really funny too :) Im proud of you for real. Keep up the good work.
PS You are so cool!
2007-11-20 10:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, i read those a while ago for some reason
you should make it a list of 20 things to do before you die
glue quarters to the sidewalk
go buy a rope or an exacto knife and start telling the cashier how depressed you've been lately and how much your life sucks and how you just want to get out of it
slowly steal small items from ur co-worker's desk each day, and swap it with somthing from someone else's desk
2007-11-20 10:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by Mango Muncher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah dude...this is an oldie but goodie....I look at it from time to time and laugh myself to tears....
....and for the record, I am most partial to #17 and #18
2007-11-20 10:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by parabelz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL its sounds pretty insane to me in accordance with the prophecy.
BTW, did you get this off of The Office?!
XD
2007-11-20 10:12:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Reese is Blessed♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one: Put the sign at your workstation that reads: "I'm trying to see things from your point of view, BUT I CAN'T GET MY HEAD THAT FAR UP MY A55"
2007-11-20 10:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by zaytox0724 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I think I've seen this before in an e-mail.
2007-11-20 10:10:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ace Librarian 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I loved 1,3,7 and especially 17. :D
Thanks for the laughs.
2007-11-20 10:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Owsimwa!!!
That is totally amazing and I am going to follow that advice all the way baby!!!!!
Ha Thanks I needed that, I had a really really crappy day!!<3
2007-11-20 10:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Becky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
That was great!
Thanks - I needed a good laugh to end my day!
2007-11-20 10:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by JD 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is funny i like it hahahahahaha i needed a laugh at work...thanks :)
2007-11-20 10:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋