An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.
As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding." "Can I see your driver's license?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"
She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way.
She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an erection!
The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no-not the Breathalyzer again!"
2007-11-20 09:52:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant!!! lmfao!!
2007-11-21 00:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by John W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-20 09:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh girl you are good loved the joke keep up the good job of making us out here laugh 10/10
2016-04-05 00:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the Breathalyzer to do with the mentally ill man
2007-11-20 10:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great joke Bare Hug.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh on Night shift.!!
2007-11-20 10:32:43 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats so funny
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2007-11-20 10:00:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude thats hilarious i almost fell out of my chair
2007-11-20 10:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by !jastastic! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
very funny
star awarded
2007-11-20 12:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was sooo cute.
2007-11-20 10:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love your humor. lol made my day
2007-11-20 11:29:25 · answer #10 · answered by libra181994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋