she smarted off so, I shoved my eye into her fist...then, I rammed my ribs into her knee....then I forced my teeth into her elbow....then, I dropped with all I had and clubbed her other knee with my cajones......I had her on her hands and knees crying, pleading and screaming at me...she
wanted me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man....I did and she must have been totally afraid of me cause, when I woke up....she was gone.......
2007-11-20 09:51:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-20 09:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is you & your wife's hectic work affecting your relationship? Take a break from the routine & Go for a holiday. Forget about all the quarrel, fight, arguements etc & just talk about yourself, your love towards eachother, your future, your kid, her future etc. Make a promise to each other that you will try to take a break every year & go for a holiday. Try to spend some quality time together every weekend. Tell her gently that constant nagging can lead to turbulence in relationship. Am sure, she will understand. Most of the time, it so happens that men tend to support their family blindly. Figure out if there is really any problem at home? Try to sort out any differnces between your wife & her in laws. Takecare & Good Luck.
2016-05-24 09:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by harriet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 14:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-11-20 10:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by Brandolyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ever heard that song "Macho Man" ?? (ya know macho macho maaaan) yeah well...imagine that song being played while he's..."winning" hahahhahahahh!! great joke!
2007-11-20 10:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl nice☻
2007-11-20 15:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♥†º н—є—ℓ—ℓ—σ º†♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-11-20 09:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW that one WAS funny!
2007-11-20 10:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that is so hilarious!
2007-11-20 10:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by phatchick182004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess you showed her :)
2007-11-20 10:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋