This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.
I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.
2007-11-20 09:28:13 · 12 answers · asked by free the weed 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent, not laughed like that for a long time, lol
2007-11-20 11:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never had Grape wine, hate grape jelly, so I guess I love grape juice.
2016-04-05 00:38:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol im thirsty now a might jus pull the glass from a bottle and cork myself a glass of pour.
2007-11-20 09:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 11:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-20 09:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got so confused when it was getting mixed up but it's a really cool joke!
2007-11-20 09:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 .lol
2007-11-20 19:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-20 09:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
A lot of wine, lol.!!!
Great one there, made me laugh.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-11-20 10:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that is good stuff!
2007-11-20 09:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by phatchick182004 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋