It enters a shallow dive - the pilot announces they will have to ditch in the water - and everyone should take up crash positions. A beautiful young woman at the front leaps up - tears all her clothes off, and shouts: "I don't want to die a virgin - will any man here make me feel like a real woman?"
A guy at the back jumps up - tears off his trousers - ........ Throws them at the woman and says: "Here - iron these"
wait for it ... wait for it.... INCOMING!
2007-11-20 09:26:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 14:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-20 17:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke
thts relly good loll
2007-11-20 17:42:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-11-20 19:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
?
haha...i guess
2007-11-20 17:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still waiting................................................................
2007-11-20 17:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by ANDY M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋