anyone know any good limericks?

Question

dirty or clean

Answer 1

There once was a young man named Paul
Who used to do tricks in the hall
His favourite trick
Was to spin on his d!ck
And glide round the hall on one ball

There once was an old guy named Bill
Who swallowed an atomic pill
They found his sexorgan
On a farm in Glamorgan
And his balls on a hill in Brazil

There was a young girl of Westhoughton
Who had a long tit and a short 'un
On top of all that
She had a big twat
And a fart like a 500 Norton

(For you non-English Westhoughton {pronounced west - horton} is a town in the north west of England. a Norton was a noisy motorbike. A twat is a female sexorgan)

Answer 2

There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
(Contributed by Matt Barton)

An exceedingly fat friend of mine,
When asked at what hour he'd dine,
Replied, "At eleven,
At three, five, and seven,
And eight and a quarter past nine.

There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?

Limericks by Edward Lear from A Book of Nonsense:

There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny

There was an Old Man with a flute,
A sarpint ran into his boot;
But he played day and night,
Till the sarpint took flight,
And avoided that man with a flute

Answer 3

There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
LOL

Answer 4

I feel one coming on......

There was a young lady Kazcat3
Who wants limericks clean or dirty
I thought about this
and said "Give us a kiss"
In the hope that she was feeling flirty

Answer 5

There was a young fellow named Fisher
Who was fishing for fish in a fissure,
When a cod, with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.