I heard on the radio this morning that Heather Mills was reported to suggest drinking the milk of Dogs, Cats and Rats. The XFM crew discussed how you would milk a rat - cos of its size. Someone texted in 'well shes already milking a beatle'
Sorry guys but this made me laugh, so i thought id share... ;0)
2007-11-20 08:51:56 · 13 answers · asked by Jessbess 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
RAT MILK---ummm, good! We vegetarians just LOVE rat milk.Trouble is keeping the little buggers calm whilst being milked. And of course those electric milkers are soo tiny! I hear that there may be a secret video of a certain blonde celebrity milking a rat. Wonder if i pod got hold of it?
2007-11-20 09:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't find it in the link. Yes Heather is completely potty. She's also a vegan, so wouldn't drink milk of any kind and is against farming of animals for any product. However, she's not too bothered about her own carbon footprint with her frequent flights to the USA.
2016-05-24 08:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
Also it clearly hasn't occurred to the daft bugger that if you start milking far smaller animals that produce far less milk than cows, you will need a hell of a lot more of them to do achieve similar quantities.
She also suggested people drink dog's milk, which according to Red Dwarf lasts longer than any other type of milk, but only because no bugger will drink it!
2007-11-20 09:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by Rotifer 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha - how can she justify that, seeing as she's a vegetarian and all? She's such an idiot.
Have you heard her latest attack on the media? After thinking about it, why is she running to the MEDIA to complain about the media? And why does she only stop accusing the media of attacking her situation? Why stop there?
:-P
2007-11-22 02:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by viv 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Heather. Can't do anything right can she?
2007-11-20 09:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need 4 things...
A very small stool, a very small person, a very small bucket. And a very very small appetite.
2007-11-20 09:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by Allan P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-20 08:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That woman's as silly as a sackful of a*sholes.
2007-11-20 11:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Crazy people, lol.!!!
Cheers for sharing.!!
2007-11-20 10:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hop it.lol
2007-11-20 08:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋