like bitchy or mean or funny away messages? thanx
2007-11-20 08:18:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."
--- Yogi Berra
2007-11-20 08:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by Hammock Tester 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry" - Bill Cosby
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." - Albert Einstein
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill
"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. " - Winston Churchill
-- (replying to Lady Astor's comment 'Sir, you're drunk!')
"[on Michael Jackson]
Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species." - Robin Williams
"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States.
-- (at a Yale speech, 2001) " - George W Bush
I hope you'll like my little selection :)
2007-11-20 08:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Chava 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I have gone to rearrange the alphabet: I'm putting YOU and I together
2. Life was so much easier when boys had cooties
3. Some boys are like school on a week end : NO CLASS =/
Those are a few
2007-11-20 08:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Gandhi, Sir, what do you think of western civilisation?
Answer: It is a good idea!
That was Mahatma Gandhi's reply to a question posed by a journalist . while Mr Gandhi was here at London.
2007-11-24 03:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by polymath 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Mae West
2007-11-20 09:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read anyway.
--Groucho Marx.
2007-11-20 08:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"if life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives!"
-one of my friends while pre-drinking for a night out haha
2007-11-20 09:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Mae West
2007-11-20 09:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I miss being on AIM constantly :)
my favorites are anything from mean girls.. in particular
"You can't sit with us"
2007-11-20 08:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by Blond&Tall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because it is so shallow."
2007-11-20 08:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋