God appears to man and say's if you want to go to "heaven you will have to give up Cigarettes, drink, and sex.A week later god re-appears and asks him how's it going. The man says the cigarettes and drink is easy but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer, I had to give her one right there and then.
God says they dont like that sort of thing in heaven, the man says they didn't like it in the supermarket either
2007-11-20 07:58:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's is awesome, she need a pair of tights with the front & the, back cut-out that way she doesn;t have to bent over, not take her clothes off you got it! imlmao? take care.
2007-11-20 15:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by Rosalinda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 08:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-11-20 08:02:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one star for u
2007-11-20 08:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-11-20 09:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-11-20 08:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very old can u do any better
2007-11-20 08:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe
2007-11-20 08:06:18 · answer #8 · answered by sweetnsimple 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehe
2007-11-20 08:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by Joe G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she needs to have her pants down, he can't **** her with clothes on........idgetit
2007-11-20 08:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋