Jane and Shirley are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts
it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Shirley says, "What is that?"
Jane, "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet".
Shirley asks, "Where did you get it?"
Jane replies, "You can get them at any chemist".
The next day, Shirley hobbles herself into the local chemist and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
of condom she prefers.
Shirley replies,"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel".
2007-11-20 07:50:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one!!!! hahaha
2007-11-20 07:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 15:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. I'll give u a star
2007-11-20 16:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choked on my cigarette reading this one... Brilliant well done you!
2007-11-20 15:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Willow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Francis Henry.!!!
Made me laugh here so 10/10.!!
Cheers man.!!
2007-11-20 17:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omgg haha too funi
2007-11-20 16:00:33 · answer #6 · answered by sweetnsimple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE He, I used to smoke camels and I never tought of doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-20 15:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by Tiny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest one i've read so far
2007-11-20 15:54:32 · answer #8 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, ahahaha! that's a good one!
2007-11-20 16:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by delete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i liked this one
2007-11-20 16:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋