Well, here is one if you are in the mood for it. Just tell me whether you like it or not and how much it made you laugh...and also how much you enjoyed it. By the way, Im just telling jokes because I want to get people in a good mood for those who aren't. Also, because I like to know that a person is happy. Well, here is the joke:
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
2007-11-20 07:36:32 · 8 answers · asked by layanne1 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol.......that was a good one.....thanks, made my day:)
2007-11-20 12:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 02:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 07:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I've heard this one before, it's a good one though! :-)
2007-11-20 07:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by phatchick182004 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one - made me smile and i needed one bad.
2007-11-20 07:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by karen w 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it
2007-11-20 07:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
read it twice but don't get it
2007-11-20 08:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by FuTurE SolDieR 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good!!!!!!
2007-11-20 07:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋