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to steal the baby jesus from a nativity scene & replace it with a canned ham?

2007-11-20 07:31:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

and Malak what are you doing with your fabulous life besides being on YA?

2007-11-20 07:38:06 · update #1

24 answers

Yes, my child....
Perhaps you are not familiar with the 11th commandment:

"When stealing the baby Jesus from a nativity scene,
Thou shall ONLY replace it with a smoked turkey!"
Matthew 9:24

Amen!

2007-11-20 11:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think one of the 10 commandments for Christians say's "don't rip people off". So, if you are a Christian, you are definitely a sinner, if you are a non-Christian, why would you want to give away a good ham anyway?

2007-11-20 07:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by Barry 6 · 1 0

What makes stealing the baby jesus any different from stealing in general? You know it's wrong.

2007-11-20 07:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by Ista 7 · 0 0

Stealing is bad. But I'd love to see Mary and Joseph worshipping a canned ham.

2007-11-20 07:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

No stealing is in the ten commandments, isn't it? However, if you're willing to take the mark on your soul, it would be pretty entertaining.

2007-11-20 07:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Astarte 5 · 1 0

Thou shalt not tamper with the nativity scene! 10 lashes for you!

2007-11-20 07:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kiwi 5 · 5 2

theres no harm in that some people like spam
maybe jesus does

2007-11-20 07:42:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What brand of ham?

2007-11-20 07:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by Hoosier Daddy 5 · 3 0

LOL Of course it is a sin, even if this was so ridiculous that it shouldn't have warranted an answer.

2007-11-20 07:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

not if you're going to sell the baby jesus to feed your family

2007-11-20 07:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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