theists, atheists- isn't it more likely than not that IF santa did exist, you don't see him because he died?

Question

Look at his diet.

pure sugar and carbs.

if he did exist he lived off milk and cookies and was grossly obese.

isn't it possible he used to bring gifts to a list of girls and boys all across the wolrd- sliding down a tiny chimney because he was a christian saint but died because of poor eating habits?

wouldn't that story be a much better story to tell children to caution them on the dangers of obesity and diabetes rather than telling them he is "jolly"?

why not tell the kids how santa had heart disease and possibly stomach cancer and had problems walking up a flight of stairs.

and the reason he had to live in the north pole was because it was the only place he could walk ten feet outside without grossly prespiring?

see, that would be a POSITIVE application of religion and fairytales to peopels lives!

Answer 1

Santa must be long gone! The truth about Santa,horrible health problems, I believe it! He was obese!

Answer 2

Sad, true, but sad. I like fairy tales and so do my kids, we know they're not true but we still like them.