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The argument is that because of all the problems in the world, the Flying Spaghetti Monster must have been drunk, careless, etc. when he first created life.
Is there any proof?
YES! The first scientific proof of "Unintelligent Design" by claims that the insertion of species Penne rigate into family Rigatone, order Pasta resulted in the creation of a new species of Noodleous doubleous. It has been considered the only explanation is that this was caused by the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose "noodly appendage intervened".
Thoughts?

2007-11-20 07:08:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

5 answers

When I was kid growing up in NYC I had a part time job stocking shelves at the local A&P .A game that i used to play with my fellow stock boys was called"Name that pasta"
Somebody would call out the number of a locally made Ronzoni pasta and the other person would have to say what it was.Considering that Ronzoni makes 100 different kinds of dry pasta once you got past the easy numbers
2-ziti
8-spaghetti
9-thin spaghetti
17-linguini
18-thin linguini
27 -rigatoni
95-large shells
The game became more difficut to play .
To me this is proof of the FSM using pasta evolution to adapt to the changes that were going on in the sauce/soup/stuffing world
RAY -men RAAY-men RAAAAAY AY MEN RAY -men Ray-men sing it over

2007-11-20 07:34:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

*Scratches Noodle*

But who created the alcohol for the FSM to drink?

2007-11-20 07:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 4 0

YARR

Ramen

2007-11-20 07:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

sauce be with you

2007-11-20 08:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by slopoke6968 7 · 1 0

RAmen!

YAAARRRRRRR!

2007-11-20 07:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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