During the big football game between Temple and Penn State, one of the coaches happened to look into the stands and sees an empty seat. During halftime, he runs up the stadium steps and asks if anyone knows who owns the seat. An elderly white-haired woman says, "Mr. Coach, this seat belongs to my husband for more than 20 years and unfortunately, he passed on." The coach most sympathetic replies, "Couldn't you give the seat to a nephew or grandson?" She states, "I tried to, but everyone wanted to go to the funeral."
2007-11-20 07:04:44 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star!!!
halarious!
2007-11-20 08:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by soulmate (HERE & FOUND) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally Hilarious!!!
2007-11-20 15:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by k-9fanatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little funny. I wonder why the old lady wasn't at her husband's funeral.
2007-11-20 15:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaawwwww!
2007-11-20 15:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so who won the game, star award
2007-11-20 18:18:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gwah! It sounds like me grandmum!
2007-11-20 15:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by Musiclad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha again heard it before still funny *
a dedicated fun indeed
2007-11-20 16:19:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Loves her football more than her hubby, lol.!!!
Brilliant joke Mechelle.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
2007-11-20 17:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is cold-blooded. and i've heard many versions of this joke before. but it is preatty funny
2007-11-20 15:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
devoted fan
2007-11-20 15:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, not a good day then, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-20 16:20:40 · answer #11 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋