A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch
2007-11-20 06:57:01 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2007-11-20 07:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You shall know them by their fruit. Actions speak louder than words. You have acknowledged the warning signs. It is good that you are questioning whether you should continue in this relationship. I would say you two are unequally yoked. If you are serious about your faith, then your future husband should be considered the head of the family (as much as we women don't like that). And if he does not take the reins of spirituality in your family, then your family will not grow in God and will be out of balance. It's a lonely journey for the wife to pursue God on her own. And it is likely to get worse once you're married (I know this from personal experience). As a Christian woman, it is an excellent idea to require in a future husband a man who is willing to pray with you. This demonstrates a humble, godly attitude and a spirit of intimacy that is really important in a marriage relationship. If you can pray together, then your marriage has a much better chance at succeeding. It is always more difficult to do the right thing than the wrong thing. But it always pays off in the end. Sometimes you have to give up what appears to be good in order to be available to receive the best. I would at the VERY least put the engagement on hold. I would also seek counsel from a mature Christian who has demonstrated wisdom to you. I agree with other respondents that it is not wise to seek advice off the internet for something this important. Obviously, you received some unsolicited answers even though you asked for sound Christian advice. You don't know any of us. Please be careful whose advice you take in life. If they're in the Word and growing closer to God, then those people would be worth listening to. May God reveal Himself to you in a special way!
2016-04-05 00:24:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u
2007-11-20 09:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 08:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, did the wife go for the MAILMAN?! Oh. My. GOSH! That is the best story I've ever heard! *Great big smile*
2007-11-20 07:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally Hilarious!!!!!!!!
2007-11-20 07:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL - 10/10
2007-11-20 07:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I started crackin up even though i knew it was comin. lol
2007-11-20 07:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn, the poor mailman always gets it in the end.
2007-11-20 07:07:14 · answer #9 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD Aw, man great one..
2007-11-20 07:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by Sasuke U 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋