I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
This happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
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I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They Walk Among Us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking hi m up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week" He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multi p lied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
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They walk among us, AND they reproduce, and, worst of all,
They VOTE
2007-11-20 06:32:58 · 12 answers · asked by aabigaa2 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Totally Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did you come up with these?????!!!!!!!!
2007-11-20 06:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo funny!!1! I like the pizza one!!!! and the 24/7 one...i think im going to do that sometime
2007-11-20 14:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Kim S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one where your sister keeps a lifesaving tool in the trunk.
2007-11-20 14:59:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats great
2007-11-20 14:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some smart ones!!
2007-11-20 14:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by younglady215 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard most of these before, but still funny!
2007-11-20 14:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol i loved it and i thought blonde's were good
2007-11-20 14:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by cheri 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to move so I can shop at that K-Mart
2007-11-20 14:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by Jessie H 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,very funny indeed star.
2007-11-20 14:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, these are awesome!
2007-11-20 15:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by phatchick182004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah they walk among us................totally hilarious
2007-11-20 15:01:19 · answer #11 · answered by zenia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋