A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen?
A: FarFromThinking
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'
The Unites States government has issued a recall on all cars and trucks that have a headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal switch. The purpose for this is to cut the traffic accidents at night by 90%. Apparently that the 90% that they plan to cut is from blonds, because they keep getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel.
Q: Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A: Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
2007-11-20 06:29:53 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.....THEY ARE SOOOOOOO FREAKIN AWESOME...STAR....
2007-11-20 06:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Define Enernity: 4 Blonde drivers at a 4-way intersection
2016-05-24 08:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-20 07:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones again Mechelle.!!!
I also park in Handicapped spaces, I can't read , lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
2007-11-20 10:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
where did u get these
hey i'm a blond
NOT funny
i'm offended
2007-11-20 07:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by *a.barton(: 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, love those blonde jokes hun, pmsl
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2007-11-20 08:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Those are all pretty good but my favorite was the tree shaped air freshener! Lol - it made me laugh! Thanks! :D
2007-11-20 06:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-11-20 06:39:34 · answer #8 · answered by aabigaa2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you gotta love these blondes
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2007-11-20 10:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! Where did you get all these?!
2007-11-20 06:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋