Once upon a time:
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree….
2007-11-20 06:07:34
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus shrunk the commands down to two commands "Love the Lord your God...and love your neighboor as yourself."
The Bible can be shrund down to John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life."
2007-11-20 14:11:54
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answered by Disciple of Truth 7
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1. Though shall not disturb other people.
2. Though shall not preach hatred against other countries.
3. It is always good to occasionally pardon prisoners, especially political prisoners.
4. Though shall not shun other peoples' comments, if they are normal humane comments.
And I can't thing of others right now.
2007-11-20 14:10:09
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answer #3
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answered by Avner Eliyahu R 6
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1. Don't complain unless it's productive
2. Show respect to Nature
3. Allow freedom if no one is hurt
2007-11-20 14:06:18
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answered by Anonymous
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1. Don't cause suffering, unless you need to to do #2
2. Fight those that cause suffering
3. Find your own meaning to life
2007-11-20 14:05:30
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answer #5
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answered by Meat Bot 3
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http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
2007-11-20 14:01:52
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answered by sahel578 5
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"Love everybody and harm nobody." That's really all you need.
2007-11-20 14:03:12
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answer #7
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answered by Molten Orange 5
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Nah.. you first. You name ten better ones.. and I will worship you.
2007-11-20 14:14:29
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answer #8
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answered by juliette 4
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"Be good to each other." - George Carlin
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2007-11-20 17:16:50
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answered by AuroraDawn 7
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Why? The BIBLE got it right, Why change it?
2007-11-20 14:06:30
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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