My hamster is very naughty and I am afraid that Jesus will refuse to save him... I know Jesus accepts me, but I don't think I would want to hang out with him if he didn't let me bring Fluffin into heaven. Or is it like people...? You can be evil and naughty all your life, but on your death bed if you ask for forgiveness you will go to heaven... No matter how many babies you killed?
2007-11-20 04:39:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Through the last hole on the left
bereft of light, this flight they take
on angel's wings and dreams of
worms so big and grubs to eat
Hamster Heaven waits for them
Gophers, moles and groundhogs,
do the last dance to the moon
underground, entombed, not lost
2007-11-20 06:46:59 · answer #1 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he would. I had a pair of litter mates. Two sisters who lived together beautifully for at least 6 months then one day I came home and found one with it's head buried in the cedar chips and it's butt in the air. I thought "silly hamster, what are you doing?" and I reached in to pull it out only to find that it's sister had ripped it's throat out. I had no idea that they would do this. Anyhow, I hated that hamster and I called her "Cain" because she killed her sister. I had no choice but to take care of her because I made a commitment, but it took a long time for me to stop calling her a little murderer when I walked by her cage. In the end I came to forgive her. So, I suppose if I can forgive her then I suppose God forgave her too. After all, she is just an animal. As for the last part, I don't believe you can be evil all your life and then ask forgivness on your death bed and not be held accountable for your actions. If that's the case then why try to be good and loving?
Then again, that's just my opinion.
2007-11-20 15:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by Sptfyr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr. Stooge!
You ought to know better than that! Didn't you know that hampsters are athiest by design? You can however convert him with prayer and supplication for his little soul. He's a fornicating, glutenous, idol worshipping little guy, so he needs all the prayer he can get.
But you have a point, if he does in fact repent on his death bed then he too will walk (or scurry) beside Him in the kingdom of heaven forever and ever! Amen!
2007-11-20 22:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by HRH PrincessFreestarr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your hamster is Jewish then he will never get into heaven unless he has been circumnavigated and he must eat only Kosher sunflower seeds. It also helps if he waves his paws about and says "gimme a break already" and "sheesh". If you want to be doubly sure of his salvation you could get him ascull cap and lock him in a cage with a de teed rabbit. Hope this helps, but couldn't give a fetid stinking donkey gizzard if it doesn't. Keep writing, or don't, who cares?
2007-11-20 15:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course Professor Stooge! ALL little hamsters go to heaven!
2007-11-20 14:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your hampster will go to heaven stoogie.. I promise!
2007-11-20 13:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why? And who gives chuff?
They are self-rightous and vandles, they should practice what they preach, feckin yamstards!
2007-11-20 14:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋