Such as: Fish cannot use a remote control even if placed in their tank
2007-11-20 04:22:56 · 4 answers · asked by girly GuRl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you go to bed with an itchy butt, you will wake up with stinky fingers.
2007-11-20 04:27:05 · answer #1 · answered by hoopstar231 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Boys have boys germs.
Girls have girls germs.
Don't drink and drive, you might spill some.
All polar bears are left handed (this is actually true).
Pedal powered wheelchairs are impractical.
2007-11-20 04:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by littlemissdolittle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you leave the barn door open, the horse will get out.
a dog's mouth really doesn't move when he reads
2007-11-20 04:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont drink tap water fish have sex in it!
:) eww you like sex water!
2007-11-20 04:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by vontingting 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋