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Maybe they imported them from North America already "broken" and fitted with child-friendly saddles. Creation Museum supporters please help.

2007-11-20 03:59:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Where are the CM supporters now?

2007-11-20 04:07:27 · update #1

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God gave the Triceratops a built-in saddle, infidel! Why do you think they have that frill around their head? You sit behind that and it keeps you from falling off. You steer with the horns.

2007-11-20 04:06:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

No...no, that was Brontosaurus! Triceratops made their own saddles and offered riding lessons at 3 prehistoric houseplants a shot. They were very entrepreneurial.

2007-11-20 04:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by quoth_the_Rav3n 2 · 4 0

That's ridiculous! Everyone knows Triceratops were too large for the kids of that time period. Pterodactyls were much more size-appropriate AND they could fly. Imagine the fun!

2007-11-20 04:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 4 0

No, just as the lions and lambs would lie together, triceratopians were very gentle. Gawd created them pre-broke. Horses were that way too, but after that ride on the Ark with the beastiality Noah's boys were into, they got a little skittish after that.

2007-11-20 04:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ahhhh, what? I always rode the Dionychus. What are you talking about? Triceratops are milked, not ridden!

2007-11-20 04:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by Rebeckah 6 · 5 0

As a sidenote, do Creation Museum supporters believe "The Flintstones" was a documentary...

2007-11-20 04:01:47 · answer #6 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 9 1

Yes, but they only needed to threaten them with Hellfire and they got into line quickly.

2007-11-20 04:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

My sources say: ask again later!

2007-11-20 04:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by TrickyTiger 3 · 2 0

Where there's money, there's religion to eat it up.

2007-11-20 04:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by Neveahitallic 3 · 5 1

They had "TriceraBoys" back then....

Jee haa!!

2007-11-20 04:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 · 6 0

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