it's going to be in two parts. the first part will contain over five hundred prophecies that i believe god revealed to me in a dream about events that happened between 4000-5000 years ago. the second part will detail how every one of these prophecies were fulfilled by this person who lived in that time frame. god has spoken to me and made it all clear that this person was the real messiah and that the bible simply stole his story and twisted it so that people of that time would believe it. he discussed with me the big bang and evolution as well. he said the reason the bible changed it is because people didn't want to believe they came from apes. anyone interested in the book? think about it. it's got over 500 fulfilled prophecies. they can't really be verified anywhere outside the book, but the book confirms it and the book is the word of god, and god wouldn't lie to you. oh yeah, and god told me that it is a fool who says in his heart that this book is not the word of god.
2007-11-20 03:16:10 · 21 answers · asked by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
good call eleventy!!!
2007-11-20 03:20:42 · update #1
common sense, you have to look for the sentences ending in a question mark. here, i'll help you.
"anyone interested in the book?"
2007-11-20 03:24:23 · update #2
Hahaha, well then I think you've got an air-tight case for a new religion.
Ignorance-ology.
Closeminded-ology.
Haha, boy, that really got me laughing, thanks, that really is EXACTLY how Christianity is...great question.
2007-11-20 03:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by dougfr007 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fulfilled prophecies? You mean like a history book??
haha. Oh, and i Love the emperor's new clothes effects at the end.
Cheers, mate!
2007-11-20 11:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by Menon R 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Always Interested
2007-11-20 11:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by AwesomeJoeKnows 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to write a book too. It's a children's book. If I read yours will you read mine? I wonder which one will have the most sells. Good luck, I really think you're going to need it. Take care.
2007-11-20 11:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I don't think ANYONE would be stupid enough to fall for a trick like that. It's just not credible.
2007-11-20 11:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is amazing how many people here didn't realize this was sarcasm and rushed to their keyboards to protect Christianity !
2007-11-20 11:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by allure45connie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you can predict the end of the world as well.
2007-11-20 11:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by Gyspy Soul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You also need a punishment for not believing in the book.
2007-11-20 11:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by NOJ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Whoa you must be a prophet! Where do I sign up for this exciting new religion?
2007-11-20 11:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Chewy_Is_My_Co_Pilot 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you have a pencil. You know fanciful ideas and all.
2007-11-20 11:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ace of Spades 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋