I just cannot date in the winter. How can I get my beloved fiancee Megan (Mee-Gun, NOT May-Gun) to understand?

Question

I just cannot allow myself to get a chill by involving myself in outdoor activities.

I have indoor parking at both my workplace and my home. My home is a very popular destination for all of the best people in my neighborhood, and they adore my indoor parking.

My fiancee is one of the true treasures in the world, a jewel in a world of widgets. However, her parking situation at her parents home is absolutely horrible. A two car garage with no additional room!!!! Parking on the street is NOT an option during the winter season! Have you EVER been stuck on a side road after a snow plow has been through? My driver gets so upset he insists on pay raises!

I just can't handle winter dating. How do I let my beloved Megan (Mee-Gun, NOT May-Gun) know that I need her to wait for me, and I'll be back in the spring.

Rich Z,

Are you asking me out? Sorry, I just cannot allow myself to date a feminine man.

Answer 1

The only word for it is "unacceptable". Not only do you chance further ruining the paint job on your car, but also trudging through the snow drifts will ruin your best Armani wear. I'm assuming you are concerned with family gatherings this holiday season.

I'm appalled that she doesn't sympathize with your situation... its absurd that she feels it's OKAY with ruining clothing and motorized vehicles, willy-nilly, simply to pay homage to turkeys and stuffing. I would recommend sending them a thoughtful letter requesting them to forward your gifts to your home. It's the only civilized thing to do.

Peace be with you.

Answer 2

I almost didn't answer this question because I am a very positive person and this question to me is just silly. If you are engaged to be married... there is no waiting until spring. Relationships are about compromise BUT NOT when it is something as silly as this.

I know it mite seem like a serious inconvenience to you... but from a woman's point of view... asking for a break in the wintertime because your driver wants a raise could be a deal breaker.

Good luck and bundle up

Answer 3

I empathize. Every year, on or about November 1st, I fake a brain hemorrhage or pulmonary embolism or general respiratory failure. Miraculously, I regain strength and vitality on or about January 15th. The benefits: 1. people feel sorry for me and I receive more gifts. 2. I don't have to leave my house and I can stay in my underwear all day long. 3. I don't have to talk to people during annoying holiday events, as I'm too weak to participate. The disadvantages: 1. Devising yet another debilitating illness year after year.
Do you think that Megan (NOT May-Gun) would fall for such a ruse?

Answer 4

Oh thank you for making me laugh. This was great. Hopefully Megan did some replacement dating herself in Seattle and played with a different GUN (NOT your-Gun). I love how a man like yourself that should not have to spend time alone, thought enough to boink some other girl at your "families estate". I think you should wait for Megan to apologize. If I was her and you made the first move too soon I might pull out the shot-Gun and (NOT just any-Gun).

Answer 5

Wow is the only word I can think of right now. If its true love, I imagine she wants you there with her at her parents for a special dinner, which is a sacrifice you will have to make , or you may chance losing her. My only suggestion.. Talk to her and tell her your true feelings about the situation, and hope for her understanding or a compromise will be presented, otherwise.. don't plan on coming back in the spring.

Answer 6

wow. u must be really bored. but if you really need an answer to your (what I believe) is a fake question, i say two things:

If you cant be in the cold because of a medical condition, then she needs to be understanding of that and try to compromise. Maybe your "driver" should drop you off in the front door and then go park the car.

If you cant be in the cold because you just dont like it, then I suggest you get used to being single and lonely because no one is gonna want to be with you with your weird and out of line demands.

Answer 7

I dont get it. So yo cant go outside because its cold? And how do you want to handle your girl when you wont see it for 2 or 3 months? Dont be an *** if this is the reason.

Answer 8

then dont go to a park(or an outside place) for a date... sinple as that.
go on a date in an indoor place like: bowling alleys, resteraunt, movies, or just at ur houses...

Answer 9

WOW you are a complete tool! Maygun is probably already diddling someone else and just useing you for a pocketbook.
Dont step outside sissy boy or you might catch a cold!

Answer 10

okay dude- get a life and put up with it. if not then go and live in a hole with moles or summin- you are not worth thinking of if you cant handle a little chill for your fiancee!!! good god man ... that is soooo unbelievably selfish, how can you even think of asking that question?!