2007-11-20 01:14:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Start acting like human beings and take care of the damn planet.
2007-11-20 01:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We need a reality show.
Live from Las Vegas, it's God Search. We put folks, just like you, in the impossible positions God finds himself in. We'll take 12 people who want to be God and every week disqualify one to Eternal Damnation. The rest will move on through Purgatory, and the next elimination round, until the last show where our finalist will compete head to head at the Pearly Gates. The winner will be crowned God Almighty!
Let's Get Ready To Ruuuuumble!'
2007-11-20 01:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're here because you agreed to
try to navigate thru the ultimate matrix.
Hint: to make it to the end alive unto God,
you need to die to the law, the under-taker.
Don't stop at better of (good -->better)-->best.
Bible is notably a two part shew about a third part,
which isn't good nor better for some, but best for all.
2007-11-20 01:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I saw a fundie write that menopause was punishment for sin I thought ,"God can you believe this crap?"
I think he is probably plenty entertained. Unfortunately, some of the ignorance is aimed at hurting other people,
2007-11-20 01:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
god seems to enjoy wars...there has been wars since the first civilized culture, in Sumeria. In the United States history we have seen the Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Spanish American, Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korean War, Vietnam War, Iraq War I, Iraq War II....maybe we could start WWIII by bombing Iran and hoping Russia and China get involved...then god would be estatic!!!
2007-11-20 01:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by tyler durden 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We should assemble a chorus of parrots to sing the National Anthem. I think that would be pretty entertaining.
2007-11-20 01:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get our act together! Maybe by actually caring for others more than we care for ourselves. That would at least be a good opener
2007-11-20 01:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puppets
2007-11-20 01:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by AwesomeJoeKnows 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God seems to enjoy when we fight each other over his name, so I'd say the war in Iraq is a good start.
2007-11-20 01:18:38 · answer #9 · answered by Belzetot 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I say we all give him what he wants and curse his name and worship images of beasts. Then he can enjoy the smoke of our torment rising up to his nostrils forever and ever.
2007-11-20 01:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋