2007-11-19 23:23:27 · 24 answers · asked by niqueia 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll make tea, set down and have a talk.
2007-11-19 23:28:31 · answer #1 · answered by Blue 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Invite him to stay for a Friday night shabbat meal and to come to synagogue on Saturday morning. Jesus was Jewish and he died a practising Jew, so I'm guessing he would appreciate this.
BEFORE you hit the thumbs down: ask yourself why you're doing it? Can you really not bear to admit the truth, that Jesus was a Jew?
The Pope has said it. So why can't you?
2007-11-20 07:57:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would gladly welcome him and take him to the long table with my family.....I would serve Him food, and ask him worldly questions and ask how we can tidy off this fallen world.. I would ask Him to reveal His promise through me and I would ask Him to spread His word for those people who are unfaithful to Him and explain the rupture of the world...If Jesus agreed, I would minister a strong calling that day to gather all the believers to help out spread the Word and ask all those people to repent on their sins before it is too late...and I would declare the second coming of Jesus Christ..and now He is here!!!!
2007-11-20 07:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by E@rthGoddess 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fetch him a beer (or a wine?), sit him down, and ask him what he thinks of the fact that they've created a religion in his name.
I'd describe christianity, and its many facets. I'd tell him about the many great things done in its (his) name, and the many evil things done in its (his) name.
Then I'd hide him from the marauding band of xtians who think he's a 'false prophet' because the real jesus is dead, and especially from the xtian republicans who want to nail that 'long haired, hippy jew' to a cross.
2007-11-20 07:35:39 · answer #4 · answered by romyn_79 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would probably wash his feet like he did for his deciples- this shows respect in the Hebrew culture. I would invite him for dinner and do whatever I could for him.
And I would ask him for forgiveness for the things that I have done. And ask him to help me to change or what I could do to become a better person.
2007-11-20 07:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by sweetpea 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'll serve him a glass of the best merlot I got!
2007-11-20 07:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus: was made under the law, and of woman.
Christ: is the end of the law, and of transgression.
Ye are not under the law(Jesus), but under grace(Christ).
Ye are not under law, but under grace, if led of the Spirit.
2007-11-20 07:31:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
does it count if the house was visited by a mexican named Jesus Guadeloupe Ramirez??
2007-11-20 07:28:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
At that point, I would go straight to Heaven
I would not pass Go
I would not collect 200.00
Those who are alive in Christ will be the first to be taken home.
After that.......well.......it won't be pretty.......
2007-11-20 07:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope He didn't come to PUNISH me.
I'll say "Hey dude! Want some punch?" 'cause probably he'd disguise himself as some ordinary person
2007-11-20 07:28:09 · answer #10 · answered by Muendos Duan 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋