There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
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2007-11-19 23:05:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-11-19 23:05:43 · update #1
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year
2007-11-19 23:06:20 · update #2
Got those from a website, in case you thought I made it up or something lol.
2007-11-19 23:07:10 · update #3
Blonde cowboy
> The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the
> street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the
> walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he
>arrests him for indecent exposure.
> As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the
> world are you dressed like this?'
>
> The Cowboy says:
>
> 'Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the
> bar down the road and this pretty little red head
> asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I
> did.
>
> We go inside and she pulls off her top and
> asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
>
> Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to
> pull off my pants .. so I did.
>
> Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to
> pull off my shorts . so I did.
> Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind
> of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ',
>
> and here I am.'
>
> Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!
2007-11-19 23:49:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're both kinda funny, but the 1st one is funnier
2007-11-20 07:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Need the rest of the joke!
2007-11-20 07:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad i like the blonde joke best!
2007-11-20 09:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by mad_lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the 1st one better..
2007-11-20 07:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by sarthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny.
2007-11-20 08:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaahaaaa very funny!!
2007-11-20 07:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Dollypants 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well.lol
2007-11-20 07:43:21 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha......... v funny *shrug
2007-11-20 07:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.....
2007-11-20 09:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋