A lady goes to the doctor and says: "I have a bit of a problem with wind. I just can't stop farting, but the funny thing is they are completely odourless and they make no noise whatsoever!" " "Oooh! there goes another" she said. "Ooooh, Ooooh, Ooooh, Ooooh! I just can't stop breaking wind." So the doctor gives her something for her problem and says " Take this 3 times a day for a week and see if it's any better, then come back and see me again."
She returns after a week and says: " I'm still farting just as much, but they really stink now!" So the doctor says: "That's good, we've cured your sinus problems - now we just need to do something about your hearing."
2007-11-19 22:14:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
By the way, I have Des 'O Connor to thank for that joke, believe it or not. I saw him live on stage last Sunday. He put on a highly entertaining show.
2007-11-19 22:21:47 · update #1
ha ha yes!
2007-11-19 22:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Empress 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 23:46:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imao.thats funny.
2007-11-21 14:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by timpucket 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, Des!
2007-11-20 03:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lols very good .. yu shd be a stand up :P x
2007-11-19 22:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-11-20 03:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!
Thanks for sharing!!
2007-11-20 04:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Yeah very funny! Love it! :-D x
2007-11-19 22:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Pink 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Yeah that's good.
2007-11-19 22:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by CornishBlue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.lo its a bit windy
2007-11-19 22:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋