Father: What are your marks like in school?
Boy: They're underwater.
Father: What does that mean?
Boy: They're below C level.
Teacher: Your essay about your cat is the same as your sister's.
Pupil: That is because it is the same cat!
Teacher: Do you understand the importance of punctuation?
Student: Oh yes, I always get to school on time.
Q: On what kind of ships do students travel?
A: On scholarships
Boy: I think our school must be haunted.
Father: Why?
Boy: Because the principal is always talking about school spirit.
Q: If you cut an apple into four pieces and a banana into eight, what will you get?
A: Fruit salad
Teacher: Can you tell me what a unit of electricity is called?
Student: What?
Teacher: Correct
Q: Why did the schoolboy hate decimals?
A: He couldn't see the point.
Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct.
2007-11-19 21:48:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those were the days. What good ones they are. Hahahaha
2007-11-20 03:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.. and this one for u.
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
2007-11-20 09:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by Philomena 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 07:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Letter from boarding school boy to father working abroad and his reply.
Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.
Dear son, how sad, too bad, your dad.
2007-11-20 05:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by spikey59 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a smile on my face anyway!
again, not bad
2007-11-20 05:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent work,I loved them.
Thanks for posting.
Star.
2007-11-20 05:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are cute. I really like the first one.
2007-11-20 05:53:11 · answer #7 · answered by myraxellenxamos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-11-20 06:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by Deepali Naik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! lol
2007-11-20 05:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-20 05:52:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋