What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vador?
An ele-vador!
Why did the tomato change?
Because he saw the salad dressing too!
What did the announcer name his son?
Mike!
What did the skunk do when he went in the house?
He odored everyone not to move!
What did one ice cube say to another ice cube?
You are so cool!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What did one mathbook say to the other?
I really got a lot of problems!
2007-11-19 19:21:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha those are so funny and I am not a child.
2007-11-20 03:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do cars sleep? In a bed vroom What's a computer's least favorite food? Cheese and hackers
2016-05-24 07:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by venus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuking stop it now
and u got it rong
y did the tomato blush
coz it saw the salad dressing
NOW STOP IT UR CHILDISH
2007-11-19 19:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 10!
2007-11-20 03:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...lol
2007-11-19 19:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
few of em r funny
2007-11-19 19:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by Sam Daniel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋