A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says. "I want one that's more sheer," says he. "This one is $350." "I want it even more sheer than that." "This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500." "I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference." So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "So, how do you like it?" she asks.
He looks at her a moment and says, "Well, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the thing."
Please star if you think it's funny!
2007-11-19 17:33:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oops, I think he is going to spend the night on the couch.
Very funny, thanks.
2007-11-19 17:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Salah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A wise person once said, you want yr man to get excited, just show up......
Hope you like this one.....
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs." The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.
And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show
you where I was operated on for appendicitis."
All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
2007-11-19 20:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by Hope 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 02:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 18:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, it's funny, but you're getting your jokes from missico.com, arent ya
2007-11-19 17:37:32 · answer #5 · answered by Jane Smith 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, heard that one before.. but still good.
2007-11-19 17:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by unity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-19 18:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by quadipod1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-11-19 19:26:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am all creased up .lol
2007-11-19 17:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooooool! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
ya kalba!
2007-11-20 02:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋