I have to take a drug test in 8 days and I smoke a bowl once a night. What is the best way to come up clean?

Question

I have to take a urine drug test in 8 days (a week from Wed.) and I only smoke pot and I smoke one bowl a night. I was wondering if anyone knew how to get it out of my system by then and for the test to come up negative? I need to do something naturally since I don't have the money to buy synthetic urine or any kind of detox product. Any advice would be amazing!!! :)

Answer 1

Jeeez, fella....you know you're taking a drug test, you know it's going to turn up positive, and you can't figure out that QUITTING might be an option? If it's for work, I'd start looking for another job, and if it's for the judicial system, I wouldn't plan on spending Christmas at home.
I hope you dont vote, or drive a car.

Answer 2

Your all wrong, i don't know why you pessimistic judgmental fools bother answering this poor bloke if all you want to do is run him down, he's in a serious predicament! The guy actually really wants a job so help him out!! ok mate theres only one full proof way to pass and thats using synthetic urine and a whizzard or whizzinator, these can be purchased from sites such as freosfinest. kom , or if your in Western Australia go to Fremantles Finest. There is also other places like whizzinatoraustralia etc. These places have devices and concoctions for passing any drug test including hair drug tests and saliva drug tests. In fact I'd recommend anyone that takes drugs should keep a bottle of saliva detox in their centre console just in case they get picked up they can give their mouth a quick rinse and all toxins are rinsed from their mouth for up to half an hour. Course do not ever drive a motor vehicle if the drugs are likely to impair your driving capabilities. I know I'm going to get barraged with abuse by a whole lot of do gooders who know nothing about taking drugs now, but I dont care, I won't even read them, all I can say to them is get a life;)

Answer 3

This question has come up several times, so under questions
type in your question and see if any of the previous folks passed with their remedies if they have email optionn.

I have also read that large amounts of niacin flushed thru your
system works for some. One of the others suggested thistle and or milkweed pills probabably available thru health food stores. Several suggested flush your system with lots of water, If I were going for a flush, I would drink gatorade and water alternate for 7 days, gatorade would keep your electrolytes in balance and lessen the chance of them noticing diluted urine, also would take an OTC diuretic during the time to move fluid thru the kidneys faster.
Also there was a flush that could be purchased in drug stores for this purpose. Obviously you would stop the nightly bowl.
since you can buy OTC drug tests you could see if this any of it worked the night before and be really sick and reschedule to put it off for a few days.
Bottom line is not all all places test for drugs, start looking for a job that doesn't have this requirement or switch from weed to Beer .
If you don't have money for detox product where do you get your money for weed and any other vices? Gotta have a job to have $$ to buy weed so, find the money for a legit removal product, if in fact one exists.
Ask wikipedia how long thc stays in your system, I thought about a month, but obviously there are ways to beat this....
get proactive and organize underground, to legalize pot.....
and good luck none of these are a gauranteed......If something dos wok for you, be prepared to share the info, you are not alone.....
Herbal clean Qcarbo behind the scenes at herbal stores have to ask for it.....

Answer 4

I have to take a laboratory drug test every month and you can make your test come back diluted,not negative, by drinking lots of water and urinating a lot.They test for bleach so don't use that crap.Some detox products do work but you can't afford them so it doesn't matter.If you get some money use strip nc from GNC.

Answer 5

the best way to come up clean on a drug test is to not smoke pot.


duh.



none of that detox crap actually works; as ingested extremely large amounts of certain liquids/chemicals will flag the person reading your results just the same as if you had a high amount of THC. because it will give you amounts of certain things in your body that are not normal; i.el drinking too much water will dilute chemicals, and drinking stuff like bleach will not only harm your insides; but will show up anyway.

Answer 6

This works!! before you go to drug test put bleach on your fingers; urinate on your fingers; your urinalysis will come out clean. The only way it will not come out clean is if they make you wash your hands first and some places do make you do this! It is best to give it up for good!!

Answer 7

Weed is the worse drug for drug tests because it can stay in your system for months. Weed is stored in your fat cells so you are gonna to have to flush your system and try to lose a few pounds. Run alot, drink plenty of fluids, stop smoking.

Answer 8

The only one I've heard of is to drink heaps and heaps of water, especially before the test. I've never tried it because i just don't think anything works. Unless you can get someone who doesn't smoke to pee in a bottle for ya and keep it in your shorts. I don't think they will actually follow you in and watch you so you may get a chance to pour the substitute into their test container. Just try and keep it warm lol cold urine would be a bit of a bust.

Answer 9

If you put a little bleach in the drug test, it will come up negative. My friend did it once, and it really worked :]

Answer 10

If you have a friend who doesn't smoke get them to urinate in a balloon or a condom and tape it to your leg right before you go to the test. If you can't do that then drink lots of water.