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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided
in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or
his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go
to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card
today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife
handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
with meatballs, one without! Request bread...
2007-11-19
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