a man walks into the bar and seems like the life of the party, talking to everyone around the bar so the owner of the bar finally waves him over and they get into deep converstations. one thing leads to another and the man reveals his abilbity to pee accurately in long distances. the owner says "BULLSH*T, i bet you $500 you can piss in that glass and thats only 10 feet away.
so the man unzips his pants and starts to urine...uncontrollably he is spraying everywhere..on the tables, on the counter, on the juke box and even on the owner...
the owner laughing as he claims $500 sees the man smiling...the owner ask "why the hell are you happy?! i just made your wallet 500 dollars lighter!"
the man says "well see those 5 guys by the pool table? i just bet them $300 a piece i can piss all over your bar and you would be excited about it"
2007-11-19 14:20:01 · 7 answers · asked by Phoenix Trite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
banana juarez you call it null/dull.....um did you read where it said OLDIE
of course its going to be dull
2007-11-19 17:30:00 · update #1
lol
2007-11-19 14:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 01:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one! I've never heard this joke before. Star for you! :)
2007-11-20 07:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty cute.
2007-11-20 01:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by okimreadynow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
null/dull
2007-11-19 22:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO good one!
2007-11-19 22:52:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl!
I've heard this one.
2007-11-19 22:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cassandra R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋