Two scientists, Jack and Mark, go out to a camping trip.
The chat and laugh and then hit the sack. Quietly asleep, Jack wakes up and nudges Mark.
'Mark, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
I see millions and millions of stars, Jack," replies .
"And what do you deduce from that?"says Jack.
Mark ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you, Jack?"
Jack is silent for a moment. 'Mark, you idiot!" he says. "It means someone has stolen our tent"!
Star this if you liked!!
2007-11-19 14:08:42 · 14 answers · asked by cutegir11 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny :-)
2007-11-19 14:12:57 · answer #1 · answered by thags 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 17:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-19 14:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by Chivolita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!Lol!
2007-11-20 00:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL<<< THAT WAS FUNNY sorry if you hadn't of asked for a star i would have given you one.
2007-11-19 14:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-19 14:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good give your teacher A-
2007-11-19 14:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by daz r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before except it was sherlock and watson
2007-11-19 14:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, I've never heard that joke.
haha
2007-11-19 14:12:00 · answer #9 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice but not as much to me.
2007-11-19 14:12:19 · answer #10 · answered by Justin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋