Do any of you have a "different" book of the Bible that contains things that "should" be in the Bible but aren't? For example, my family has the book of Hezekiah, and the 11th Commandment is "Thou shalt not drop spoons in the garbage disposal."
Have fun all! Creativity counts!
2007-11-19 13:46:59 · 13 answers · asked by herfinator 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
st.aliaoftheknife, thumb for the source!
2007-11-19 13:53:16 · update #1
That's an upwards thumb for ya . . . I think I confused someone else.
2007-11-19 13:57:43 · update #2
The Book of Bernie:
And, yea, the LORD, the LORD of hosts did say "Lighten thou up, for I made the world and all that is in it. Wherefore, take ye joy therein and stop being thou the sourpuss."
2007-11-19 13:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Hoosier Daddy 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thou should not toss butts out the car window, lest thou get a re run of the burning bush story.Only not a nice one. Note: I'm sure that the Creator and Jesus both have well developed senses of humor.They must have to put up with thousands of years of human BS.
2007-11-19 21:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is Wisdom, and God tells us that anyone that mocks the words in the Bible is not receiving the wisdom he gives to us as a free gift. Wisdom from God is given for our edification and discernment. I have studied other Bibles and find a lot of difference in the studies than the Bible I consider to be God's word to me. Christians need to take the Bible to heart. I assume you are having some fun, instead ask some Bible trivia, we may learn from it.
2007-11-19 22:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by valiant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt actually study thy own religion and question those beliefs. And then study some others. And read both science and history books. And then make sure you are up to actually being a kind person.
Ok, that one is kinda long.
2007-11-19 21:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thou shall shut up and stop being a hypocrite!
2007-11-19 22:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by Salavain 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up!
2007-11-19 22:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by niaflower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thou shalt not forget thy sense of humor.
by the way, i think you are already following this one.
2007-11-19 21:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by halloweenie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thou shalt no leave the cap off the toothpaste!
2007-11-19 21:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by amanda c 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
How about combining the bible with the book of Mormons
2007-11-19 21:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by ><)))>certain Mormon< 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
:-) what about this
"Thou shalt not kiss a smoker on the lips while he/she is smooking"
peace
2007-11-19 21:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jilan A 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋