I asked this, but apparently they deleted it. I want my answers back.
* Airplanes kill retarded men a lot faster than the men kill themselves.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you hide the remote.
* Airplanes don't object to how many bags you take on a trip.
* Airplanes always have a better build than men.
* Airplanes don't come with idiocy.
* Airplanes don't care what you're wearing, or how other airplanes look at you while you're wearing it.
* Airplanes don't care if you fly other airplanes.
* Airplanes don't mind if you're IN their airplane magazines, or how many other people are looking at the airplane magazines.
* Airplanes don't expect to be untied, after you tie them to a brick and throw them in the ocean.
* Airplanes don't comment on how high maintenance you are; they require quite a bit of maintenance, themselves.
* Airplanes don't burp, even if something is wrong.
AND airplanes can carry a LOT more bags than men can
OWNED.
2007-11-19 13:38:30 · 13 answers · asked by [[Princess For The Day]] 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Haha.
This was my counterargument, to something posted by another user; that men like airplanes better than women.
I totally owned :)
2007-11-19 13:52:04 · update #1
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2007-11-19 13:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't think my question was deleted! Thus I conclude that .. as fate would have it.... men do prefer airplanes.... but women prefer men!
* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a 'touch and go.'
* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
2007-11-20 02:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but try making love to an airplane...
2007-11-19 21:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by AessaMenevrah 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've always been of the opinion that there are a great many things that women prefer to men. Thank you for reinforcing my argument. :D
2007-11-20 05:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you tie a brick to a plane and throw it in the ocean?
2007-11-19 23:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by somebody 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and I suppose airplanes make a softer landing into their hangers....But they're lousy kissers.
2007-11-19 22:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Those hags at Cosmo never stop coming up with this lame crap, do they?
2007-11-19 21:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by I'm Still Here 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
It takes a sick mind to say such a dumb thing!
2007-11-19 21:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
thanks to gazpacho's, i'll just use the same answer as last time:
women carry a lot more baggage than a plane could.
owned
2007-11-20 17:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well.........if a women flew me.....wait for it.......iwouldent have the lift to get her off the ground......if i keep doing this ile cause myself a injury....i keep asking myself why...why...why.....will i never learn.....cheers ..seamanab x
2007-11-19 22:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by seamanab 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋