An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"
2007-11-19 13:28:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!!
2007-11-19 13:33:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-11-19 21:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by Eaglesfan19 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 21:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your like a breath of fresh air.....you realy know how to brighten up q@a......they should be paying you....any thought i had of giving up on Q@A have now gone...now i know there are people .with humor like yours..i have something more to look forward too than if you should squeeze a pimple or not......thanks....seamanab.
2007-11-19 21:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by seamanab 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good thing you said that in ark. cause in tn. the hi-way patrol would have caught you and give you 10yrs in the hangin tree
2007-11-20 09:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-11-19 21:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! after reading ur joke i looked at ur avatar and like hahahah cracked up
2007-11-19 22:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by whtevr 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe, made me giggle on the inside
2007-11-19 21:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by Ezz 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OKAY JUST 1'' NOT 2'' OKAY' THAN GET SOME SLEEP FER NEXT TYME;.
2007-11-19 23:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good... you realy must consider a career in Holliwood..!
2007-11-20 04:04:39 · answer #10 · answered by Apolo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol to the extrem
2007-11-19 21:32:38 · answer #11 · answered by Yumi H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋