A lady walks into a southern bar and orders a HUGE opposum sandwich. The waiter brought one out to her. She grabbed the sandwich and didn't know where to start, so she decided she would start with the tail. After she chewed and swallowed, the lady started to choke on the tail. Two oversized, dirty looking locals sitting in the corner saw that she was choking. "Well, are you gunna help her?" asked one. "Well if no one else is gunna, I guess I have to." So the man waddles over to the lady, grabs her skirt, lifts it up, and licks her ***. The lady was so stunned she coughed up the tail herself. The man walked back over to his chair, sat down, and said to his friend, "Like I said, the 'HIND-LICK' manuvere works everytime!"
2007-11-19 13:22:11 · 10 answers · asked by nicolexoski 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was disgusting in so many ways.
2007-11-19 13:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 21:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the midget say to get punched?
ur wifes hair smells nice hahahahahhahaha
2007-11-19 21:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely terrible. Unless you're nine or ten years old.
2007-11-19 21:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sister Lourdes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL v v v very nice
2007-11-19 21:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yea
2007-11-19 21:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hashahahhahahaha!!! ive never heardd that onee!!!
its funny :D
2007-11-19 21:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by xxsadlittleprincessxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha... that's a good one.
2007-11-19 21:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..hahaha
2007-11-19 21:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
2007-11-19 21:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by da masta in ALL gamez(go sharks) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋