Is it? Online on some answers forum...talking sass to anonymous masses who could care less whether you live or die another day? Would the Lord baby Jesus messiah be happy with you because you asked an interesting question? Could your question save a man or woman's soul?
I'm so hung over and it's not even 10pm. I think I'm callin it a night.
2007-11-19 13:11:55 · 21 answers · asked by Grunty O 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't have a problem with being here when Jesus comes back. You should get saved, Dude.
2007-11-19 13:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by sisterzeal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I want to punt baby Jesus from the 50 yard line.
2007-11-19 21:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hung over...and just 10 pm?
The pope got word the Lord was coming back, and soon. All he had time to say to the bishops working in his office was "Look busy!".
2007-11-19 21:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe in Jesus. He isn't "coming back" because he was never here in the first place. And even if he was here in the first place, the "second coming" is completely invented by the church. There is no such concept in Judaism, where the messiah comes once and does what he is supposed to do at that time.
2007-11-19 21:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
How can one be "here?" It is unlikely I'll be anywhere near Sunnyvale, California - where Yahoo's datacenter is and the only chance I'd get to be "here" - either on judgement day or any other day.
Unless I get a job at Yahoo.
2007-11-19 21:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by evolver 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um i actually dont care where i am when he comes unless im like in the shower or toilet or something which could be rather embarrassing, but yea... i dont care if him on YA... i have no choice cuz im sitting here supposed to be doing hw... but w/e this is more interesting.
2007-11-19 21:16:55 · answer #6 · answered by * citizen . erased * 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why-are-you-here.
2007-11-19 21:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell you what. If Jesus comes back in my lifetime, I will give you one million dollars. More if I had it.
2007-11-19 21:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One answer might change a persons life,,,God works in mysterious ways!
2007-11-19 21:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Inou 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes,I would prefer to be here praising Jesus,rather than drinking,I am not sassy.
2007-11-19 21:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋