85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
2007-11-19 13:11:21 · 8 answers · asked by garchompagin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA still funny and as i said b4 did you make these up cause they are all really good WAY 2 GO!!!!!!!!! star for this one 2
2007-11-19 13:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 13:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That was funny. A star for you. I've done at least two of those.
2007-11-19 13:19:50 · answer #3 · answered by varekai 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your waitress for a seat for your imaginary friend. hahaha
Classic
2007-11-19 13:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by Eaglesfan19 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait... your not supposed to ask for an extra chair for your imaginary friend? than where are they supposed to sit?
......oh dear.
2007-11-19 14:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by pigsfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im will use these on a certain person
2007-11-19 13:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lots and lots of ways to annoy people ... and i've got some ideas now on how to do them ... thanks ... had some nice laughs ....
2007-11-19 13:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmm yes.
2007-11-19 13:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by amir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋