Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-11-19 12:55:12 · 30 answers · asked by garchompagin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if funny plzzzzzzz
2007-11-19 12:55:59 · update #1
usually, i dont havva sense of humer but that was just plain out FUNNY!
U GETTA STAR 4 SUCH A FUNNY JOKE!
roflmao
2007-11-19 13:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by da masta in ALL gamez(go sharks) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cops, while investigating a theft in a readymade garments store, caught the thief and were interrogating him. They asked the thief why did he steal in the same store 4 times.
Bob the thief confessed that the first time he stole an expensive gown, he gifted it to his wife. He added, "You know how women are! I had to go back three times to change it!"
2014-01-28 22:54:30 · answer #2 · answered by Umesh T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Bob
2007-11-20 02:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are two blonde jokes and a cute little one: Blonde Joke BEWARE! A blonde was pulled over. the officer says, "Ma'am, I noticed you were swaying from side to side. Is there a problem?" She said,"Well, I swayed to the left, because there was a tree on the right, but then there was a tree on the left. So I swayed to the right, but there was tree there too!" The officer says,"Ma'am, I beileve that was your air freshener." Another Blonde Joke Okay so this blonde was driving in her pink convertible when this guy stepped into the road he said "Get out the car!" She did. He got some chalk and drew a line, he said " Don't step out of the line!" He turned around and started looking for stuff. The blonde started Giggling the guy turned around and said "Whats so funny?" She said "Nothing" He turned back around she started gigglling again then burst out laughing. He said " Why are you laughing?" The blonde said " I stepped out of the line!" Wittle Wabby A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
2016-05-24 06:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by eugenia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully, Bob got a car that can go from 0-200 b/4 his wife got him.
I hope bob lives...
2007-11-19 13:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-19 13:42:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny thanks for the laugh I have seen many versions of this but this was probably the funniest, you made my day. Wish I could give you a hundred start but I can only give one! Good work
2007-11-21 15:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty insulting to LDS Ladies. Or any other ladies for that matter.
I have a friend that if his wife asks him does this dress make me look fat. Always Didn't know you needed a dress for that.
2007-11-20 22:46:25 · answer #8 · answered by Sid B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-11-19 13:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by I don't know 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thats really nice 2 say 2 a wife
2007-11-19 13:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by luvbunni12394 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋