What's the quickest way to get weed out of my system, I already stopped smoking so save the bullshit answers!

Question

I have a urine drug test in two days. I bought some vinegar and have been drinking water. Will I pass?

Answer 1

drink TONS of water the day of the test, and take a vitamin c pill or 2 with each glass/bottle of water to keep your pee yellow bc some places will not accept it if it looks diluted. worked for me & my husband on more than one occasion lol ;)

ps you dont have to drink 3 gallons of water like some of these ppl are saying...i had about 6 water bottles and i did fine. just be sure to get the vitamin c pills!!

Answer 2

The problem with vinegar is it really screws up the pH level of your urine(and they know what the normal range is).

Todays urine tests are typically gas chromography which can detect virtually every molecule type known to mankind(and they have that THC molecule clearly wired)

My recommendation is do NOT take the test...stall as best you can to show up to the job/test for 3-4 weeks at a minimum.

Another problem is the THC molecule is NON-polar...it hangs out in the fatty parts of the body, and thereby not easily flushed away quickly. The body needs time to diss it.

Again if you have gotten high within the last 2-3 weeks...it WILL show up.

I have learned the hard way...don't make the same mistake. There will always be another job, and you are under NO obligation to take a new job. You simply state you have changed your mind, or got a better offer elsewhere.

Good luck!

Answer 3

Get some Niacin. It's a vitamin in the "B" family. It'll raise your heart rate, your face will more than likely flush red, and you'll sweat like crazy. Take about 1,000 to 2,000 milligrams (depending on body weight) every 2-3 hours (or when the effects wear off if it's any earlier).
Drinking a lot of water will help dilute your urine, so whatever weed is left in your system at the time of the test will be seriously diluted compared to when you're not hydrated well. So on the day of, drink up!!!
Also, the vinegar idea works, but you need to drink the whole bottle and it tastes absolutely rancid. Worth a shot though if you're in a real pinch.

Also the Niacin will keep you awake, so stop before it gets too late in the day.
Good luck!!!

Answer 4

if you are a casually toker then adulterants such as Urine Luck, UrinAid, Klear, and Whizzies can all cause false positives for UA.

depending on what time of the day the test is you can consume several very high carb meals with high GI carbs. this causes insulin to spike which basically shuts down lipolysis (fatty acid oxidation). since THC is stored in fat cells this would further decrease the amounts of THC in the urine. UA testing doesn't look for any amount of THC but for a specific amount or higher that signifies direct inhalation and recent use. you would also want to stop exercising until the after the UA. make sure to drink at least 1 gallon of water a day and plenty the morning day of the UA. go to the bathroom several times before the UA.

Answer 5

ok... #1 vingear doesnt work, haha do u live in VA my friend was tellin me his friend just did all this. you need a detox drink fast!!! ummm www.ipassedmydrugtest.com has them i think, my friend also went to GNC and they told him they dont have any products that will clear out drugs, but they do have a body detox (im not sure if that will get rid of the drugs)

#2 water - that will help maybe, i would recommend straight Orange Juice, Definitly Green Tea, and when i have to clean out my system for *WHITE GIRL* i drink Vitamin Water XXX, it has triple anti oxidents

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if you are a frequent smoker i dont think you'll pass unless you dilute your piss by drinkin 10 cups of water day of the test, but even then your creatine level will be low and theyll make you do it another day

ive been on probation for 1year so i know a lot about drug testing

the guy that said somethin about niacin, if u take that much you are gonna get REAL ITCHY... and it doesnt take 30days if like u've never smoked before and u took 1 hit. ive been clean for 6months and if i smoked it'd only last 3-5days

having a fast metabolism is also good, WORKING OUT is the best way to help get it out, GOOD LUCK MAN

Answer 6

Probably not. You need what's called a pee belt. It's the only thing that works. Basically it's a belt that you attach around your waist underneath your pants. it uses your body heat so that the urine is at the right temp. The there is a tube that you open to let the urine out. It'll cost you about $50 but it's worth it. You can get it at any store that sells Bowls or Bongs. Good Luck.

Answer 7

I use to get a p test every month. Pot takes 5-7 days to get out of your system as long as you are not a cronic smoker meaning you don't smoke on a daily bases. If you smoke on a daily bases your screwed cause it will take up to 30 days to get out of your system. Just drink a **** load of water.
Or go to the GNC store. They have stuff to clean you out. If your getting a mouth swab test those are the easiest to pass, just don't smoke 12 hours before your mouth swab test GOOD LUCK!

Answer 8

Depends when was the last time you smoked it?
Most of the time it takes about 3 weeks to get out of your system. Just drink tons of water and cranberry juice and you should be ok, unless its been under 2 weeks.

Answer 9

some clorox and a gallon of water, or drink a whole shitt load of cranberrie juice. and kid it takes a month to get ''bud'' out of your system, but these thing will help, the cb will make you need to pee alot or shiitt all kinds, the clorox will make you sick and for some people it will fail.

Answer 10

No it takes about 30 day to get weed out your system